Scale Up Guide for Procrasters

The #1 Scale Up Guidebook for Procrastors. 

Good day to you, sir or madam. Welcome back to your job, again. Hopefully, you'll survive another day. 

Each day, your boss will send you a task list to complete on time, but it will drain your spirit quickly. Try to find something fun to keep your sanity.

The bigger you make the window for those sweet entertainment apps on your PC, the more joy you'll feel. (Scale Up!) However, punishments like wage cuts or discharge await if your boss catches you. He’s an active fellow and will check your progress often, appearing instantly if you fall behind.

Also, beware of booming trash ads on this insecure computer whenever you access a fun app. (Don’t look at me like that—this junk device is all the company could afford.) Covered-up windows won’t work, so don’t be lazy—close those ads.

Finally, thank your predecessor for leaving this guide on your desk. May he rest in peace after the heart failure at his post.

Credits

Angel Zhao, Lexin Xiong, Yiqi Yang, Ruohan Geng, Mingxuan Cao, Xinyi Wang.